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Joke of the Day
"What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat? ""Men, get on the boat."""
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"My friend once had the GALL to call me the 'N' word, which really pissed me off. So I told him, ""Hey, ASSHOLE, think twice before calling me a nihilist, you dumb nigger."""
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"
"Offensive middle eastern joke. What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam? A turk."
"CRAIGSLIST AD: Wanted - chicken nugget shaped like Rafael. Have 2 Leonardo's, willing to trade. Serious offers only. No Michaelangelo's."
"Walking by the lingerie section Youngest: Why do they make the underwear so fancy? No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh."
"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."
"My ex broke up with me because she wanted a man with a 9inch penis :(... ... and there was no way I was cutting two inches off."
"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door... My plumber sure has a strange sense of humor..."
"Ronda Rousey Acting"