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Joke of the Day

"Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses? That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium..."

"What did the police man say when he arrested the remote control that beat up his wife? 'I charge you with battery'"

"Children's laughter can be a wonderful thing Unless its 2AM and you don't have any kids."

"I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops"

"What do oranges, and Jews have in common? They both hate concentration camps."

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole? Quatro Sinco"

"I accidentally earned a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do the last time a bee flew near my face."

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good with numbers and those who are not."

"Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!"

"No Linda, I CAN'T believe how early it's getting dark. After 4 billion years of this happening I was sure this would be the year it didn't."