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Joke of the Day

"What do oranges, and Jews have in common? They both hate concentration camps."

"Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? **Because it's two tired.**"

"I love going to the park and watch the kids run and scream But they don't know I'm just using blanks"

"Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe? Bed"

"Both her name and her living situation suggests that the dwarves MAY have been referring to Snow White when they sang, 'high ho.'"

"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts off by saying, ""A man once told me...."""

"The Aluminati's plan... was foiled once again."

"I went to the zoo the other day and the only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih tzu."

"Everytime I close my eyes, I think of you... 'cuz damn..It's sooo black just like you, nikah! --- I'm sorry..."

"One day mike was praying god and suddenly god appears God: What do you want? Mike: A job, Big Car and Lot of Girls God: Your wish is granted Poor Mike is Driver of Girls School Bus."