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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Nazis from San Francisco? Bay Aryans"
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"I got amnesia and dont know if im gay anymore... I faggot"
"Spinach is like butt sex... If you are forced to have it as a child, you aren't going to enjoy it as an adult."
"Joe: Hey Barack, why does Trump wanna ban preshredded cheese Barack: Joe please Joe: TO MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN Barack: I swear to God"
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic"
"You're more special than relativity."
"Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months"
"Why is Budweiser just like having sex on a boat? Because both are fucking close to water..."
"""NO YOU'RE DRUNK,"" she says playfully into the mirror, then promptly resumes disappointing her boyfriend's mom at family dinner."
"Amazing how in the last 30 years, the United States has completely transitioned from an industrial powerhouse to a brunch-based economy."