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Joke of the Day

"No Linda, I CAN'T believe how early it's getting dark. After 4 billion years of this happening I was sure this would be the year it didn't."

"Guy walks into a bar... So this Jewish guy walks into a bar in New York with a parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender goes where'd you get that? And the parrot says, ""in Brooklyn, they're everywhere."""

"The Fly and R Kelly A Fly buzzes up to R Kelly and asks ""Mr Kelly could you please sing me a song?"" R Kelly pauses in thought then replies ""I believe I can, fly""."

"How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins."

"What's the definition of a Wookiee? Someone who doesn't have any expewience"

"Compare to what Luke and Anakin had lost, Leia is considered lucky At least she still has the D"

"What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut? Your aim."

"Why do gay people like math? Because of *bi*nomials!"

"What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent? A slippery slope."

"She puts the hot in psychotic"