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Joke of the Day
"I'm always there for my friends when I need them."
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"What makes the ocean roar? You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom"
"Read aloud and quickly: ""One smart feller, he felt smart"" Freudian slip?"
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"If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur!"
"Internet went down last night My neighbour added a password"
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says ""Make me one with everything""."
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass.......... The doctor described his condition as stable."
"*Will smith is alone in his corner, depressed* ""Won't Smith,"" he whispers"
"Why aren't any transvestites astronauts? Because in space, there's no drag.^please^dont^hurt^me."