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Joke of the Day

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?)."

"My friend who works at the movie theater died yesterday... Funeral services are being held today at 4:25, 5:40, 7:10 and 9:45"

"Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com"

"Leo finally won an Oscar. His acting must have been a solid 5/7."

"Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !"

"Donald Trump is already generating millions of the new jobs in America! Thanks to him, protesting is now considered a full time job!"

"What does ""Maginot"" mean? Welcome"

"What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!"

"I was going to confess to this girl, until I found out that... Oops, wrong sub. Was meant to post this on /r/atheism."

"What did one ocean say to the other? ""Check out this awesome plane I got! I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand."" ""Nah man, they aren't; I got one too."""