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Joke of the Day
"I've been thinking about Oscar Pistorious's case... I don't think he's got a leg to stand on."
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"I met a girl with 12 nipples Which sounds funny, dozen tit?"
"IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE!!"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? The last place you left it."
"Don't try to fix your computer the same day you quit drinking. You. Will. Relapse."
"Coma's can really change the meaning of a sentence... For instance: * Hillary is in a hurry. * Hillary is in a coma."
"*takes your order* *goes to kitchen* *comes back* ""did you say grilled cheese or gorilla cheese?"" grilled *sighs* *goes to kitchen*"
"Sometimes I feel awkward cause I don't quite know what to do with all my limbs, but then I imagine if I was an octopus and I feel better."
"Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity ."
"What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room? You made the chain too long in the kitchen."