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Joke of the Day
"A sandwich walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""
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"What do you call a person with a meat pastry on their ear? Pioneer."
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"Where does a salmon go to deposit a check? To the river bank!"
"If you're happy and you know it please don't burden me with your fucking joy."
"How will Hillary Clinton keep the economy up? She won't, a secretary will."
"If you feel like someone is playing mind games with you, they totally are and you should kill them before they kill you."
"Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles? *hands you a cat*"
"Trump for President 2016 Right, guys?"