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Joke of the Day
"Have you tried rocky mountain oysters? They're offal."
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"If you can't hang Don't be a runaway slave"
"Call your son Jack So you can drop your wife and Jack off every morning. (Actually heard a friend said that)"
"What class does everyone remember fondly from Highschool? Nostalgebra"
"What's the name of the best brewer in the world? Bock Goodale"
"Girls are like math problems... If they are under 18, it's best you do them in your head."
"What do you call a pirate with no friends? Ginger Beard"
"""Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway? What could go wrong?"" ~My son apparently"
"Can't find my belt so I'll just need to get fatter."
"In my spare time I like to.... Comment the funniest thing, it doesn't have to be true"