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"Capitalization is important... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Is Kohl's cash okay?"
"A woman is like a fine wine: they are 70% water"
"Everything I like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible"
"I went to a AAA meeting today and a guy celebrated 21 years. That is some responsible vehicle ownership."
"Sorry I romantically ran a seagull feather across your lips."
"Surreal, wtf, insane Repost: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. lolwut Any similar?"
"My buddy and I started a mountaineering business 6 months ago, and things haven't been going so well. We may have peaked early."
"Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order."