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Joke of the Day

"Girls are like math problems... If they are under 18, it's best you do them in your head."

"Whats brown and rhymes with ""Snoop""? Dr. Dre"

"It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it."

"My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights... My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it."

"My brother ran into my room just now and said ""Someone dumped exactly seven used condoms on my bed!"" I said: ""Huh, that's odd."""

"I used to steal other people's jokes. I still do, but I used to, too"

"Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrament of death* Dentist: ""Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss."""

"when zombies can't sleep it's called inzombnia holy shit that was a huge slice of comedy pie I bet you're all full now I sure am"

"If any of you guys are considering law school, please keep in mind I passed the bar exam in multiple states & now I'm a purple hippo online"

"Have you heard the one about the airplane? It's way over your head."