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Joke of the Day
"Can't find my belt so I'll just need to get fatter."
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"Do you know what a 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."
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"I met this wonderful girl who thinks small penis isn't an obstacle for a good relationship. Now I just have to get used to that she has one."
"Why don't witches wear underpants? To get a better grip on the broom"
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