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Joke of the Day
"Turned off my lights for ""earth hour"". I've never had so many other cars honking at me."
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"What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? ... either way, someone is losing a trailer."
"[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her, as she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs"
"""Hey, let's share a bottle of wine and try out the shriek-laugh we've been rehearsing."" -The women next to everyone everywhere."
"They finally replaced the old clock It's about time."
"What's the most popular website in Illinois? Cornhub.com"
"I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually."
"Ask your Doctor if Adderall can help you vigorously scrub your floors and alphabetize your clothing instead of studying."
"What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash? He's making bankon."