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"What's the most popular website in Illinois? Cornhub.com"

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"I think it might be a good idea to not buy gold right now. Is a statement that is bound to get gilded."
"what's the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there is a mile between each s."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"
"Person one: Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither? Person 2: No? Person 1: Me Neither. Person 1: You didnt get it? Person 2: No Person 1: Me neither"
"More like ""Arsey Cola"""
"Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer? He was too far out man"
"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a potato."
"Like most pale people I will be occupying the indoors this summer."
"What are Jehova Witnesses called in Chinese? Ding Dong!"