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Joke of the Day

"Ask your Doctor if Adderall can help you vigorously scrub your floors and alphabetize your clothing instead of studying."

"If the women with big boobs work at hooters... where do the women with only one leg work? Ihop."

"Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !"

"Parents tell you their baby's weight because they have no other information. They can't say ""Meet Jim, a free spirit who's into yodeling."""

"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was too tired."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino \\()/ "

"How do you get honey from a graveyard? From a zombee! I'll see myself out"

"Where do the most murders occurr in a super market? The cereal aisle"

"What I want for Xmas... I asked Santa for a sister. He asked for my mom."

"What state did the programmer start her road trip in? Maine"