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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her, as she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"Did you hear the one where the Scotsman gave his son some money? Neither did I."

"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!"

"she says she want a bad boy so i unplug the usb w/o ejecting it"

"Why is a train like a stick of gum? One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."

"Why are dicks like quantum particles Measuring them changes the result"

"I wanted to volunteer and do something good this holiday season... So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan."

"Dad: What do you want for your birthday? Me: I want a gf thats not crazy. Dad: You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon."

"How did the trout become a symbol for Christianity? Easy. By dropping ""trou"""

"My wife's cooking is so bad.... My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."