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Joke of the Day

"What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? ... either way, someone is losing a trailer."

"I hate those p*nis enhancement emails. I got 10 today. What really hurt my feelings was 8 of them were from my girlfriend."

"What kind of education does a horny mathematician impart? Sets education."

"PENSIVE MAN: the most terrifying enemy we face is the fear within PERSON WHO NARROWLY SURVIVED A GRIZZLY ATTACK: or a bear"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and Bitter"

"Pirate Nuts Pirate walks into a bar. Bartender says ""You know you got a steering wheel stickinn out of your pants?"" ""Aye! It's drivin me nutts."""

"A soft drink is just a drink that needs a minute. Just give it a minute, this has never happened to it before."

"*job interview* ""Youre 30? Why haven't you accomplished your life goals?"" ""Tbh I thought the Mayan apocalypse was real. No plan past that."""

"A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party."

"I refrain from jogging in the morning because according to Law & Order: SVU there is a 95% chance you'll find a dead body"