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Joke of the Day

"What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? ... either way, someone is losing a trailer."

"My body is a temple... And it's devoted to Dionysus. Cheers."

"All these things that aren't boobs and candy are really starting to piss me off."

"Ever hear about the box that was coming down with something? It was coffin"

"What is the perfect name for an Indian butler? Mahatma Coat"

"I used to work at the factory that made fire hydrants. Couldn't park anywhere near the place."

"What does a gay horse eat? heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"

"So much negative, Wars, terrorism, climate disruption, political corruption.......Kardashians........ At least Charlie Sheen is positive."

"A hip-hop artist went to the shop to buy some cigarettes. He bought one pack for himself, and another for his hip-hop artist friend. He bought Tupac's."

"My Dr. just diagnosed me as 'paranoid'! Well, she didn't say that, but I know the bitch was thinking it!"