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Joke of the Day

"What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash? He's making bankon."

"My wife said she wants a divorce for valentines day. I wasn't planning to spend that much.."

"An illusionist was driving down the street and he turned into a driveway"

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living."

"Did you hear about the guy who died from eating too many doughnuts? You could say... He went out in a glaze of glory (_) ( _)>- (_)"

"How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys? With a crowbar."

"What do a country singer and combination of and SNL character and Jewish Comedian have in common)? Both would be called Garth Brooks."

"wife: ""he never reacts appropriately, just tell him"" doctor: ""ok, keith we had to remove both your legs"" me: ""where will i keep my car keys"""

"What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99? You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday."

"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Doorbell repairman."""