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Joke of the Day
"Why is a gay man having sex similar to Tony Abbott? They're both fucking arseholes."
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"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"
"What's the best part about being an alcoholic stand-up comedian? If you're good you get laughs, and if you're bad you get booze."
"How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? There's whiteout on the screen."
"how many babies does it take to paint a wall. depends how hard you throw them"
"Why not just say you're feeling thargic, don't be all French about it"
"What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'"
"I eat a lot of swordfish. I like to be ready in case there's a food fight."
"Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge? One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission."