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"Why not just say you're feeling thargic, don't be all French about it"
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"Dear Board of Education... So are we. - Sincerely, the students"
"A neutron walks into a bar He orders a drink and the bartender passes him one. The neutron goes to reach for his wallet, but the bartender stops him. ""For you, no charge"""
"""Errors in pronunciation eventually become part of the language if used widely enough over a long period of time"" linguists, supposably"
"After the initial energy surrounding lithium's arrest... Charges were dropped, due to lack of connection."
"What do you call a teenage girl that doesn't masturbate? A liar. Post your jokes you wouldn't tell your mother."
"""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Hotel Clerk ""No, it's regular porn, you sick bitch."""
"What is gay pride? A group of homosexual lions"
"I got 99 karma but link ain't one."
"What do you call an eagle that is sick? Illegal"