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Joke of the Day
"how many babies does it take to paint a wall. depends how hard you throw them"
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"What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B"
"There are 10 types of people.... ....who understand binary: * The one who does * The one who doesn't"
"A woman goes shopping and she buys one tomato, one steak, one yogurt, and a small bottle of soda. The cashier asks her : ""you're single, aren't you?"" Yes, how did you guess? Because you're ugly."
"Kid: Mommy's last name must be ""Honey"" cuz that's what daddy calls her Teacher: That's SWEET. What's her first name? Kid: ""Sorry,"" I think"
"Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo? Because he felt like IT"
"My friend is 1/8th Jew He's Jew...Ish"
"What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love? You cantelope!"
"Nerdy pickup line. Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)"
"""Dad I'm gay..."" ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""