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Joke of the Day

"How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'"

"(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"

"There once was a poet on Twitter who grew increasingly bitter. He couldn't surmount the strict character count and so his poems got even shi"

"When does a guy turn into a gay? When something's bent on top of U"

"If your mother in law and your father in law were both engulfed in flames, and you only had one fire extinguisher, where would you hide it?"

"Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to ""make it a double""."

"I wanted to see lot of animals so I went to the zoo. But they only had one small dog. It was a SHIH-TZU."

"Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. And his least favorite? Deadpool."

"The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck."

"How do you break a Polish man's finger? Punch him in the nose."