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Joke of the Day
"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"
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"""Fucking hell, I've only been in prison a short while and look how much my grass has grown. ""Stop dicking around, Oscar, put your legs back on."""
"Kids are smarter than adults I believe that kids are much smarter than adults. Why? Because I don't know one kid who has a wife and a family."
"Einstein married his cousin Esla Even his marriage was relative."
"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it on one side, then throw it in the pot!"
"my whole right leg fell asleep and my left leg is drawing dicks all over it wtf"
"People who knock on my front door really need to give up these unrealistic expectations that I'm going to answer"
"What's the most difficult thing about training a dog? Getting the peanut butter out of your pubic hair"
"If I can eat or drink it in less than two minutes, don't tell me it's 3.5 servings."
"What do you call a pair of identical twins who are stewardesses? Hostess Twinkies"