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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Knot Knot Who's there? Rope! Rope who? Rope Houdini use to tie himself up with!"

"My relationship status is a Taylor Swift song just waiting to happen."

"My GPA.. My GPA is the square root of -16. An imaginary 4.0"

"What do you call a Germany virgin? Good 'n' Tight"

"First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong. I see God is no fan of moon-walkers."

"Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again."

"Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!"

"So Donald Trump was pounding this chick and she started moaning ""oh daddy!"" Then he said, ""I know I am your daddy Ivanka"""

"Harry says to Hermione: ""Hey Hermione, guess how I got my dick to be 12 inches?"" Hermione sarcastically responds: ""I don't know Harry... Magic?"" Harry: ""I folded it in half."""