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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"What is the most racist joke you know?"

"Anakin: How do we get in? Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*"

"Dark humor is a bit like food. Not everyone gets it."

"two conceited people having sex... ...girl says ""tight, huh?"" guy replys ""nah, just full"""

"""You stand accused of 3 counts of first degree murder."" ""Look, I'm a lot of things--"" ""Are you a murderer?"" [bites lower lip] ""Little bit."""

"What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted? ""I don't know I just fly the drone"""

"Why doesn't Santa Clause have any kids? He only comes once a year"

"JOKE: What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes? Just look for ones that have a ""JOKE:"" disclaimer"

"Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine."