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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber!"

"The worst part of forgetting a woman's name... Is when you can't quite come up with it, but she's right on the tip of your tongue."

"I've been called ""Poindexter"" for different things... Does that make me ambipoindextrous?"

"What's high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio."

"I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie But it ended up being a little tart."

"Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride."

"2 guys walk into a bar. The first one says i want h2O and has a drink. Says damn this is good. The second guy says ""bartender, I want some h2O too."" The second guy dies."

"How is it called when you get a blowjob from Oliver Queen? arrow head"

"26 letters, minus the U. What do you get? A solipsistic Alphabet."

"Ariana Grande is what happens if you feed a Bratz doll after midnight."