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Joke of the Day

"Ariana Grande is what happens if you feed a Bratz doll after midnight."

"How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way."

"23 Mind-Blowing Ways You'll Never Get Back the Time Spent Reading This List"

"Why don't they have Oktoberfest in Africa? Because nobody there is much of a drinker."

"How do you piss off a transgender? I'm sure the title will be enough to do it."

"I asked Sean Connery what game he was going to play with Roger Federer tomorrow and what time he was going to go He replied: ""Tennish"""

"What did the earthquake say to all of its victims? Oh, sorry...my fault."

"What's the longest word in the dictionary? ""Smiles"" because there is a mile between each S!"

"""Look at what came in the mail today!"" ""That damn horny mailman again?"""

"Hilter was weird You would think a pig would like people who don't eat pork."