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Joke of the Day
"I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie But it ended up being a little tart."
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"I hate when I'm spying on someone while they're showering and they let out a huge fart. What a sicko."
"This morning I saw a lady scraping the ice off her wind shield with her credit card. ..She's not going to make any progress at that rate."
"Anyone got any good Elvis jokes? I'm the master of ceremony (as Elvis) for a Vegas-themed casino night. Thanks Reddit!"
"I like how supermarkets don't give a shit if an avocado is anywhere near ripe. They're like ""here, buy this, it may eventually become food"""
"Bra & Hat What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."""
"Did you guys here about what was going on at Mount Rushmore before the carvings? Man, that shit was unpresidented."
"There is nothing wrong with drinking while pregnant... ...my wife drank through all five months of her pregnancy."
"What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine."
"Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake? The pancakes was flattered."