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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked if she would be able to make a living by being a stripper... I told her it was probably a bit too risque."

"I had to fire my driver today So now I have all this money, and nothing to chauffeur it."

"Jesus Sure jesus fed 2000 people with fish, but hitler made 6million jews toast."

"*Rolls window down* Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: is it because I'm literally running down the street pretending to be a car?"

"Did you hear about the masochist who like cold showers? He took warm ones instead."

"A facebook friend posted, ""I'm not ashamed of Jesus."" It took every single ounce of my willpower not to reply, ""Uh oh. What did he do now?"""

"An Apple store got robbed last night and $250,000 worth of equipment was stolen. Police are confident they can recover both the stolen machines."

"My son does this cute thing where he installs games on my phone and then for weeks I get notifications that my village is under attack."

""" Wake up, little Suuuzzie, wake up "" - The Everly Brothers accidentally kill another hooker"

"A married man walks into a bar"