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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the masochist who like cold showers? He took warm ones instead."
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"Miley Cyrus That's the whole joke. though if you want you should google Miley Cyrus--the main picture above her description... wtf"
"interviewer: what can u bring to the firm me: [places a tiny cactus on desk & smiles] interviewer: I meant like clients me: [removes cactus]"
"Just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about that."
"Two Cookies Two cookies are baking in an oven. The first cookie says, ""Man it's hot in here."" The second cookie says, ""Holy crap! A talking cookie!"""
"Yo mama so fat! Her Prius gets 12mpg."
"After living in terror for 27 years, Gloria Estefan's threat is realized; I open my car door, and am brutally attacked by the rhythm."
"""I want to swim with an overweight, rich white guy before I die."" - Dolphin bucket list."
"If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called ""Abiden By The Law""?"
"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."