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Joke of the Day
"Jesus Sure jesus fed 2000 people with fish, but hitler made 6million jews toast."
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"speed dating I'm looking for a girl with fire in her eyes. Her: Hi. My name is Carrie."
"Zayn leaving one direction is just like putting a fork into a sausage.. It leaves four little pricks."
"Worst job Who has the worst job at a strip club? The bouncer, He has to work hard all night."
"It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words."
"How do you silence an Italian? Cut off his hands"
"What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!"
"Have You Heard The One About The Sheep? It's baaad..."
"And the genius told me ""Do you want a big dick or a good memory ?"" Ho ! What did I choose ? I don't remember."
"Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps? Black people can't swim."