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Joke of the Day

"An Apple store got robbed last night and $250,000 worth of equipment was stolen. Police are confident they can recover both the stolen machines."

"What's a 90's kid's favorite salad? Quinoa & Kale"

"My Spanish teacher taught me the word for ""Transgender"" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine"

"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"

"So I met this really nice girl at the zoo! She was a keeper."

"Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrodinger: Nice, nice"

"What is the quietest place on Earth? The complaint department at a parachute packing company."

"Auto correct is like when a 3yo kid wants to help wash the car.its a nice gesture but really its just slowing shit down! :)"

"Starting to reconsider the Supreme Court decision... what are these lesbian newlyweds going to do with all the sandwiches they make if they always eat out?"

"It's a fun and games til I get super drunk, flip the Monopoly board and tell everyone to get the hell out of my house."