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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay author? ...a fabulous fabulist. Thank you, I'll be here all night."
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"""IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!"" - Hitler's wife answering the phone"
"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? A Khal culator."
"My Muslim neighbor came to my house and asked ""Have you seen Mahid lately?"" I said, ""No, just your eyes."""
"If The Bachelor was realistic they'd ask each other where they want to go out to eat and then never make a decision."
"Hillary Clinton made a joke about her own hair Clinton jokes: The hair is real, the color isn't - CNN"
"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"Every time I see a person handing out flyers it blows my mind that some people actually get paid to distribute garbage to strangers."
"People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking."
"It's true what they say about the cast of the new ghostbusters film. They truly have no dick."