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Joke of the Day

"She was only a fishmonger's daughter .. .. but she'd slap it on a slab and shout ""Fillet!"""

"How is a fish like a bicycle? Neither one knows how to whistle!"

"The fish never seem to bite when I go fishing. I guess I just don't have the right allure."

"Hitler did nothing wrong ...... with his art, in my opinion."

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller."

"I had to throw away a whole carton eggs this morning. They were all starting to grow a little fowl."

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"My Dad's Joke How do you get herpes of the eye ball? Looking for love in all the wrong places."

"What do angry beavers build? DAMNITS!"

"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird."