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Joke of the Day
"It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as I do in a day."
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"Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine? Because they'd been floored by his punch."
"Veni Vidi Venti. I came, I saw, I ordered a Caramel Macchiato."
"BOSS: OK! Who smashed a hole through the wall?! [Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man]"
"I wonder if they have WiFi in Hell..."
"What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? A pepperonly pizza!"
"Stop bragging about your 10,000 lakes, Minnesota. You don't hear Iowa going on and on about its 12,000 smells."
"*accidentally uses flash while trying to take pic of funny looking person on the bus* ... *makes distant thunder noises with mouth*"
"Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!"
"If a blonde and a brunette jump off a bridge, who would hit the ground first? The brunette, the blonde would stop for directions!"