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Joke of the Day

"My 12 wakes up, showers, changes into another pair of PJ's and starts playing PS4. He has no idea how jealous I am."

"Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche? He was going through a midlife ISIS :("

"What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. His least favorite? Deadpool."

"Some of the Southern states seem like they're at least 90% Christian. And that's just roughly a Conservative estimate."

"What do you call a gay guy who gives blowjobs? A butt-head"

"A cowboy was shopping for a wiener dog some told him to get a long little doggy."

"NOBAMA I've been seeing a lot of these ""NOBAMA"" stickers recently and I find that I have to agree. I hate the crimson tide too."

"Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions."

"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20. His father says, ""Ten dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""

"I've seen so many Adam Sandler films... it's not even funny."