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Joke of the Day

"The most annoying part of reddit is [removed]"

"Saw some Mennonites playing Baseball yesterday All I saw was a swing and Amish"

"Someone fucked up I got Gary Glitter in the mail."

"If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me."

"I wanted to make a lame pun thread about fish. But its not the right time or plaice."

"It's too tight Girl:Its 2 tight Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I cant, Gal:Its painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!"

"*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*"

"Do you know the biggest difference between Mexico and China? China paid for it's wall."

"Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair."

"If you told me in 1995 that you had to use an mp3 player to copy programs to a telephone in the future, I'd assume you had brain damage"