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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam? He couldn't get the saddest fraction."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear (buccaneer)."

"What goes ""Clop clop clop, bang bang bang, clop clop clop""? An Amish drive-by shooting."

"A Billionaire, a Misogynist, and a Racist walks into a bar The bartender asks how he is doing in the election. Edit: shitty spelling and punchline"

"What did arnold schwarzenegger say to the chemist Get to the COPPER!!!!!"

"What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked his problems out with a pencil and paper."

"[getting an x-ray] TECHNICIAN: Quit putting that box of chocolates on your chest. ME: Just tell me which ones are coconut."

"Where does Skrillex like to eat lunch? He goes to WUBway!"

"I took part in an erection competition over the weekend I made it to the semi's"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? The hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead."