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Joke of the Day
"What does batman take in his beverages? just...ice."
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"Cop: do you know why I pulled u over? Me: yeah, I was going like 120 back there Cop:.... Me:.. Cop: sir, your tailamp is out Me:..."
"It's so easy to kick a midgets ass All you have to do is raise your foot barely off the ground."
"I don't know why people like to crack rape jokes They're a real touchy subject which rub others the wrong way"
"What do you call a well hung black man? Dead."
"[Paranormal Investigator shows up at Disney World] Ok, show me this so-called ""haunted mansion"""
"What's the hardest part about keeping a 12 year old girl in your basement? Finding a new one next year."
"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."
"My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with karaoke. I said ""Fine, go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, because your not welcome anymore...."""