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Joke of the Day

"Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy? Because he ate five fruits a day!"

"what idiot called it tinted windows instead of a drug car tell"

"What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico? The Chosen Juan."

"Leonardo DiCaprio is totally getting laid tonight! This has nothing to do with the Oscar, just a safe assumption to make each and every day."

"What's 6.9? A good thing screwed up by a period"

"As I was going through my wallet for a second I thought I got robbed... And then I remembered I got gas."

"Accidentally burned a calorie. Have to replace it now."

"Women are like campfires. Beautiful, hot, smell great, warm your heart. And, both don't like it if you pee on them. Mostly."

"How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor? Ask them to pronounce ""LATEX"""

"Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."