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Joke of the Day

"I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean."

"I ran into my ex husband the other day. I could have sworn the light was green."

"The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes"

"I'm starting a new Egyptian fraternity, would you like to join? It's called Delta Delta Delta."

"I want this guy to teach me to fish, but he keeps handing me lemons."

"Did you here about the priest? He broke his organ on a hymn"

"Why is a toothbrush a ""tooth"" brush? Cause it was invented in Alabama! [Inspiration came from the comments](http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825?irpc=932)"

"Q: When is a pig not quite a pig? A: When it's oink-ognito."

"What runs all day but never gets tired? Water."