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Joke of the Day

"Why is a toothbrush a ""tooth"" brush? Cause it was invented in Alabama! [Inspiration came from the comments](http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825?irpc=932)"

"We've been over this. I DO NOT WANT A PDF OF YOUR MENU."

"Yar, I wound up a toy car and put it down me pants. It's driving me nuts."

"Going commando is the closest I'll ever get to joining the army."

"""Click to read this man's secret to incredible 6 pack abs!"" *click* article: hard work, diet, & exercise me: I have never felt more betrayed"

"How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!"

"Asians be like... ay bb u wan sum duck?"

"If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner."

"Three Germans were sitting in a bar telling jokes about WWII. They lost it."

"I was tanning on the beach with my son. After a while, he looked at me and said, ""You're look like a lobster."" ""Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?"" I asked. He said, ""No, you're just really ugly."""