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Joke of the Day
"I ran into my ex husband the other day. I could have sworn the light was green."
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"Fuck you, Mike's. It's not ""Lemonade for Grownups,"" it's Beer for Babies."
"Hey girl, are you Karma? ...because Karma is a bitch."
"Studies show that a Starbucks coffee tastes better after taking a photo and posting it on Instagram."
"NSFW Dad walks into a room And sees his daughter masturbating with a carrot. ""Daamn"" - he says: ""I was going to eat that later! And now it's gonna taste like carrots!!!"""
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAAA"
"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch!"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 Victims, they went through 38 stories in 10 seconds"
"Anti... ...Cipation!"
"If USB ports could talk, they'd only ask one question. Is it in yet?"