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Joke of the Day
"Q: When is a pig not quite a pig? A: When it's oink-ognito."
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"What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader."
"[me trying to do magic] Is this your card? ""No"" Is THIS your card? ""Not even close"" What about THIS? ""Trent thats literally a piece of ham"""
"What did the jew post to the nazi subreddit? r/roastme"
"What options does an abortionist have to get ashore? Row vs. Wade"
"I like my coffee how I like my women Without someone else's dick in it."
"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"
"What do gay cow's eat? Hayyyyyyy"
"I'm sitting here watching this married couple argue in this restaurant. Then their 8 year old says ""oh great, dinner and a show."" Priceless."