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Joke of the Day

"Did you here about the priest? He broke his organ on a hymn"

"2 things I hate; 1)Hypocrites 2)and people who don't finish anyth"

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says ""uno, dos..."" *poof* ...He disappears without a tres!"

"Apparently telling the principal that ""it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning"" was the wrong thing to say."

"Grandma complained that no one ever calls, so I put a ""How's My Driving?"" bumper sticker on her car...The phone pretty much rings off the hook now."

"Did you know? Accordion to a recent study, 90% of the world don't realise when a word has been swapped with an instrument."

"What did the turkey eat for Christmas? Nothing, it was already stuffed!"

"Chuck Norris can't fly... But he does it anyway."

"double midget jokes god save me When to know to kick a midget's balls? Ans - When he's next to your girlfriend and he says ""Her hair smells nice."" What do you call a midget vampire? Ans - Cocksucker."

"Eating cheese right off the block then realizing you've eaten too much so you eat a bunch of chips makes it like nachos, right? Hey, fellas"