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Joke of the Day
"My friend was the best at Russian Roulette. He only lost once."
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"Driving around Boston is like reading Choose your own Adventure... There are countless different paths to take, with most leading to failure or death, and only a few leading to success."
"Leo and Matt Damon are talking..... Leo:wanna hear a joke? Matt: sure Leo:OSCAR! Matt: i did'nt get it Leo:EXACTLY"
"When they shoot scenes w stagecoaches in Westerns, I bet the horses think ""Hey wtf? We're not supposed to have to do this shit anymore"""
"What's red, white, and black all over? An American plantation."
"What do you call someone who drinks too much water? An aquaholic..."
"1- Buy a big padlock. 2- Throw the key into the ocean. 3- Find a stranger with stretched-out earlobes. 4- Attach padlock to earlobe. 5- Run."
"You're 15 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 2 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt."
"what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos"
"Where can a hand refuel its car? At a fist pump."