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Joke of the Day
"what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos"
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"I liked ""Facebook posts"" better when they were called ""journal entries"" and no one was allowed to read them."
"Mom: I HEARD UR SICK Me: just a cold Mom: U HAVE THE ZIKA M: no I- Mom: OH GOD IT'S ZIKA M: mom- Mom: I TRIED TO RAISE U RIGHT M: wait, what"
"""I love Justin Bieber"" well I love McDonalds but you dont see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?"
"How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ? Who knows, there is no tax record of it."
"Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck."
"I wonder what Twitter employees do at work to waste time"
"Like all great artists, Drake will reach a tipping point in his career And follow Snoop Lion's footsteps and reincarnate himself as Dragon."
"Why was Pinocchio acting drunk? He couldn't handle his lacquer"
"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs!"