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Joke of the Day

"Where can a hand refuel its car? At a fist pump."

"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years... I don't have 2020 vision."

"You know what they say about prostitution? It's not really work if you love who you do."

"What did Joey Ramone say to the prostitute? Hi ho, lets go."

"A wizard walks into a gay bar.... ...and disappeared with a poof"

"What do you call a cheating wife? a Jenny"

"What's a SJW's favorite maths topic? Triggernometry"

"Looking for rich sugardaddy to support me so I can support my boyfriend so he can tweet more. *thoughtful romantic tweet*"

"I once hung out with Dwyane Johnson and Danny Trejo... ...and I was literally stucked between the Rock and a hard face. ^^"

"Just accidentally threw an 'xo' in a text to a dude. Guess I have to fuck him now."