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Joke of the Day
"What's red, white, and black all over? An American plantation."
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"A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.. making land mines that look like prayer mats. He's doing very well, business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."
"You can learn a lot about a guy when you go through the pockets of his pants that are at his ankles in the bathroom stall next to your's."
"I went to the Gym and the power went out. I whispered, ""thank you baby jesus"" and left."
"How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel? No ballroom"
"Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream? Both are in *a la mode*."
"No one has stolen my lunch at work since I started labeling it ""Stool Sample."""
"Commandment XI: There Shall Be No Boner Sound Other Than ""Boioioioioioing"""
"What should you say when an old lady calls you a ""bastard sonofabitch""? ""I love you too, mom."""
"I don't wanna get too political here, but I plan on voting for whichever candidate will do something about Meghan Trainor."