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Joke of the Day
"I like to refer to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as... ...""Keeping up with the Cardassians"" -&y"
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"Did you hear about the kiln operator who sucked at his job? He got fired."
"What is Trump's favorite movie? ""Octopussy"""
"what's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl? the hunter shoots but can't hit..."
"I like my women, like I like my coffee with cream in it"
"Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use? Progressive."
"An Irshman leaves a bar."
"How do you know when you're too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener"
"What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund? A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money"
"What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him? Get off me, homes!"